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Monday, May 12, 2008

Teletubbies Arrested! *Fabulous News to Start Your Week with*

The Po-LaLa-Dipshit Centre of Speech Pathology has just cut their red-ribbon, opening its doors to the linguistically corrupt victims of children's television show "Teletubbies".
Former celebrities La-La, Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, and Po have been arrested by the language police for multiple accounts of butchering the English language and rendering small children incapable of uttering simple, clear sentences.

The former Teletubbies stars will work, alongside their verbally-challenged young fans, towards a brighter, better-educated America. We asked three-year-old Polly Pickles what she thought of the new rehabilitation centre, to which she replied: "la-laah". Yes, Polly... "la-laah", indeed.

We were unable to get any comment from the representatives of the language police, but it is rumoured they're keeping an eye out for the popular characters of children's television show "Boobah".

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by R.A.N.G.E (Raving About Nothing Good... Ever)

1 comment:

Prily said...

hehehehehe.This is really a nice entry! I don't know why these little celebrities don't speak clearly! but in fairness, they are very colorful!!!